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Illogicomedia Strategic Plan

Our Strategic Priorities:

• Maximize participication
• Improvify quantity
• Increase reach
• Improve backswing
• Relax shoulders
• Take deep, even breaths
• Stabilize rear deflector shields
• Watch for enemy fighters
• Pull up!

Illogicomedia Foundation targets for 2015:

• Increase the total number of people confused to 1 billion
• Increase the number of Illogicopedia articles we offer to 50 million
• Ensure information is of questionable authenticity by increasing the percentage of material reviewed to be of low or marginal quality by 25 percent
• Encourage lurkers to become idiocy spewers by increasing the number of total editors who make at least 5 edits per month to 200,000
• Insert prizes at the bottoms of random articles as an incentive to open them.
• Support healthy diversity in the editing community by doubling the percentage of chick editors to 25 percent and increase the percentage of Antarctican editors to 37 percent

IllogiBlog

The latest news and views from the Illogicomedia Foundation's ripened prodigy:

Not in defense of Roberto

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Job openings

Illogicomedia's content is written by volunteers. Illogicomedia Foundation staff work in technical operations, software development, global community programs, finance/administration and fundraising.

All job postings are open until filled, unless specified otherwise.

2010–11 Annual Report

It's less pointless than the previous paragraph, which repeats the title and provides little other useful information.

That's our promise.

And you can take that to the bank.

Where they will laugh at you and point rudely.

And tell you to come back when you have some money.

Latest reports

• Illogicomedia Foundation Report, August 2011

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Transparency

The Illogicomedia Foundation is proud to be one of the most transparent non-profitable organizations in the world. We're so transparent, we're practically invisible. For updates about our program activities and our Annual Report, see the other links on this page. Additionally, we provide the following information:

• Core financial information. On the financial reports page, you will find audited financial statements, doctored financial plans, and our cooked books (expertly broiled to perfection, served with grilled seasonal vegetables and your choice of our special recipe soup de journal or a delightful side salad teeming with crunchy bits of loose change).
• Bored meeting minutes and outcomes. The Illogicomedia Board of Trustees is the ultimate corporate authority in the Illogicomedia Foundation, which is to say that they are a small mole on the cheek of the Benevolent Dictator For Life. On the meetings and resolutions pages, you will find information about its hamster-wheeling.
• Policies and procedures. Beyond key policies like the Privacy policy, Donor policy and Trademark policy, we publish all other key policies and procedures governing Illogicomedia operations. People like to know that we have policies. They lend credibility or something.

Illogicomedia Foundation staff regularly participate in open office hours on IRC (an online chat system). Our fundraising work is public and community-driven as well. If you'd like to jump right in, visit the community fundraising landing page.